liat sunset di Empireee

chewaahhh....lawa ahhh....

duduk jap...

rambut dtiup angin...

gila angin ahh...farahh..bida tudung mu...

dalam lif....

a mess...

hey...mmm..batah dh nda kempen bilik...malas rasa nya...bersih kn sama jua kamah balik so biar tia kamah wawawawa!!! p thanks God ada c farah...ia rajin ngamas kn dapur kmi...love ya'...cheehhh!! hahaha...dapur kmi yg tlalu "bersih" hahahha...

ish ish ishh...

thanks to Farah sal bersih kn..kekeke!!!

lawak lagii....

bad driver
-There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''

Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''

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Little Johnny and ABC's

-One day, Little Johnny's class was reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knew that he had an ''advanced'' vocabulary for his age, so she was trying to avoid calling on him. When the teacher asked for a word beginning with "A", Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher knew he would say "ass" so she called on Mary Lou, who said ''apple".

This continued through most of the alphabet, because his teacher knew that there was a cuss word that Johnny would say for every letter of the alphabet. Then she got to ''R''. She thought for a moment, but couldn't think of any cuss words that began with R, so she called on Johnny.

''R is for rats - big FUCKING rats, with twelve-inch cocks!''

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chairman of the board

-Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

jokeessss againnn...hehehe...

smart pill
-One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''

''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.

So he ate them and said, ''These taste like crap.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''

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construction code

-A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".

The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.

The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!''

The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''

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stoopid babies name

-A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

till thenn....hehehheehee

jokeeessss..

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

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At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

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A couple went to a doctor because the man was feeling down, tired all the time. The doctor said I will give a shot of vitamins, a prescription for some pep pills from the drugstore, and an empty jar for checking your sperm count - bring it back in next week so I can check it. When the guy came back to the doctor, the doctor said "Why, this jar is empty, I told you I needed to do a sperm count." The guy said, "I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, my wife tried with her left hand and she also tried with her right hand, she even tried with her teeth. We could not get that jar open!"

p/s: laugh till ur intestine explode!!

-HeLeN87-

mmmm....

time ani guee sedang cuba kn blajar cnA mbuat nursing care plan..(p on9)..kekkeke..nada idea ku yth ku buat blog nee...gila mati payah kn mncari nursing diagnose for every "disease" yg sudah kmi blajar..alum g time exam tuu...huhu.."help"...sapa2 yg pndai tu bgi2 tah idea...hhehehe...

btw tuk eve a.k.a tambieee...mua atu bisai dh dbuat nya mengupak mcm ular tukar kulit...kn pekdah2 sel kulit mati tu bgantungan nunngu gugur ditiup anginn...issshhh....dasar tambieee...jgn ko lupa pkai krim ahhh...ijap ku mcm kelimumur krg dbasement...marah abg akob krg...hahahahhaha...

p/s: vee,peace no war! esuk sja ko keraja kn aku k? maaf tuann!! hahahahha!!!


-HeLeN87-

my looooveeeeee

this guyss really cuteee!!!

mmmm....

mmm...apa kn ku tulis ahh? boring ku nee...time ni nunggu c tambiee atu siap mbuat post nyaa...batah waa ia...ngantok g...krooh kroo0h..~ opps!!! nah kn tetido wah...kekeke...bah next time g...chiao...

20 august 2008,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DOMILINA MEGA SASMITA..(chewah..)..may u have a blessed year and happy always with all ur gilaz friends...love yaa...

me, domi and shima

lagi2 gmbr....hissshh...hahaha....

this is afta makan dri kantin...kata kn singgah kamih sja rah toilet skali bgambar tpulg...hehehe...ada g some pic me wif eve tu kmi escape class kajap sal both of us really ngantok!! GOSH!!! hehehe...so enjoy the pic...

love..love..love...

smpat gi bgmbr tu...

L.O.V.E..(if u can see it,the "E" is terbalik..)

tangga nda menjadi...

dilibrary escape kajap class NNH3...ssshh...jgn gto cikgu..

eve kn jdi "oink oink"...!!!

another gila day....

eve...issh..issh..isshh....not good...

otw ke hostel....kekeke!!!

prasan jdi charlie's angels....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOMILINA!!!

today...bergambar g...

mihirrr!!! kaki binatang mana nee...????

dalam jamban nee...hahaha!!!

smile....

peace...

me and yous..hehehe...!!!

lovee.....(c eve over tgn nyaa..)

iklan wallet...kekeke!!!

iklan baju raya...haha...
turun tangga bisai2....

abg curang!!! hahaha....wif mizan....

kes nada kraja neee.....dlobby yest...

atu banar lamak.....

me and kebrettt....love ya'....

tambieelicious...hahahaha!!!

chewaaahhhh!!!!

9^th august 2008,

the only pic ku ada with Erie Sunatie

~todAY I our cultural a.k.a prom nite…we ALL dress up like we’re really going to prom nite hahaha…with all the makeup and masks…hahaha…it was funny that we have to dress up like that while it was suppose to be a CULTURAL NITE…u know what is meant by CULTURAL rite? Sumthing to do with “kebudayaan” thingy but with mask…the theme is masquerade I think…but anyway it was a successful events!! Congratez to the STUDENT COUNCIL involved…u guys did a good job…SYABAS!!! Okay,let me tell ya’ a lil bit bout the events…well, 1^st performance from my intake I think…Lina, she sang the song “matahari” from Agnes Monica…man, she really got the great voice…cair beb dangar suara nya.,…I’m proud laa ada kwn pndai nyanyi mcm ia chewah…hahaha…ok,then dri our junior nyanyi lagu mimpi yg sempurna kh? Hahaha I can’t remember..then lagu karma…sorry to say but ia nda memuaskn…sorrryyyy…suara nya pacah and terOVER react time nyanyi ahh….next time try to relax skit k? and so on laaa performance nya..OH YA! Almost forgot my intake berlakon “mawar”…it was so funny and I can say very memuaskn!! SYABAS!!! Mizan u really ahhhh….hahahaha…

then, smpai part kn abis tu nda ramai laa yg stay..maybe ngantok or ada plan lain x…lastly nya permilihan the best outfit and lucky draw…the best male outfit goes to ARIF, my intake….then the best female outfit goes to….ME!!! WHAT??!! Hahaha…rasa nda percaya beta…ramai2 urg dsana and kna choose aku? Maybe rezeki mcm kata c-mun..p honestly I was SHOCKED!!! C Arif ok la kna pilih sal ia mula2 ikot fashion..aku wah out ni…kna pilih dri audience..time deidra(ngam kh) tunjuk and cakap “we choose from the audience the girl wearing red mask”(catu la bunyi nya) and tunjuk arah my direction shock laa ku…mula2 pikir ku urg blakang ku…urg blakang pusing blakang liat pat aku,aku pun ikot pusing jua liat blakang ku..skali yg cali nya urg blakang wah meliat rah ku and POINTING rah aku gi tu..hahaha…malu2 siput lah ku naik atas pentas ambil sijil and flower…hheheehe…thanks neway…

take a look at this pic...

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hooiii wang!! u think this is fish pond kh? hahaha...
















lagi tahh....bangang!!!


















oppsss......

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...

Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
good day my bras...hahhahaha!!!

SHOCKING/MEMORIAL DAY!!

30th July 2008- ri ne my friend bawa aku and my rumate(nana) ke istana....kmi dua ni ikot laaa sal katanya ada kana bgi $30 lapas mendngr ceramah dri mufti...so ikot tah kmi 2 ne tanpa tau apa2...skali kna bwa ke padang sir omar kmi ne sal kata c shimah?(yg mbawa) disini ngambil kupon and nunggu bas keistana...sampai ja sana my 1st expression yalah 'subhanaGOD!!!' ramai nya urgggg berdiri nunggu gilirin..(smua bini2)...mula2 rasa kn balik smula ke kereta sal nda ku snggup ikot berasak...p liat mua shimah cian jua paksa tah ikot...alang2 jua...sayangg minyak kereta nyamu...hehehe...so ikot tah kmi ne dri blakang rah urg yg berasak2 ah...mula2 ok ni sal lum sasak bnr pat kmi...skali makin ramai buntut dri blakang makin tia sasak...sbalah2 kmi ada 2 3 urg yg pengsan...pokoknya sorg2 lah pengsan...nda plg kmi ingau sal durg pengsan ganya and ada paramedic nunggu...then by the time kmi kn reach pagar pat masuk(jarak dlam 6tapak lah kdapan) terbranti kmi..masatu aku didapan skali..shimah and nana dblakang ku...dapan kmi antara pagar and kmi urg yg bertimpa-timpa mcm bukit(randah skit singgan pinggang ku tinggi nya)...it look like dead body yng dikumpulkn tuk ditunu...this happen cos urg yg pengsen rebah and menimpa urg disblah durg...bnyk nya warga emas yg kana tindih...kesiaaaannn bebanar ku mliat...kn nangis dah ku because this thing never happen in brunei as far as i concern la...mcm nda percaya benda atu...nana narik aku kbelakang tuk nulung paramedik sal durg nda cukup urg...imagine 4paramedik kn save brapa urg yg pensan skali gus(like belasan lah yg pengsan)...so since diri ani "bakal nurse" so kmi pun nulung tah ni...kmi inform paramedik and ask if we can help...durg dgn besar hati nyuruh kmi nulung buat CPR!!! CPR!!! CAN U BELIEVE IT?? cpr pun alum pass...p apa2 pun aku smpat jua buat 1 set cpr before paramedic ganti aku...p urg atu nada harapan g....so sad!!!! tempat atu g dpenuhi ngan urg2 yg menangis,yg pengsan,yg bru sadar and mencari anak sana kemari!!! mcm perang bebnar!!! then dtg nurses and more ambulans tuk bwa casualty ke hospital and kmi nulung apa2 yg patut ja mcm nyadarkan urg pengsan...nana and aku lah bnyk lari sana sini sal kn nulung...shimah tukang ngiap urg sakit sal ia nda brani kn nulung...walaupun nda dpt $30 p kmi bangga and puas ati sal dpt nulung...thats much important...and this bruneian ppl sudah tau ramai yg cedera and ada yg meninggal p masih majal kn keistana jua...and like the doctors in RIPAS said "they risk their life for $30"...what a shame...